Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Two Test Tickles!!!
Here's the one he hears the most:
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
The Methodist will say "Hi" to you at the liquor store! bah-dum-bum
I've been working on a book order at school. I'm trying to be a good steward of tax payer dollars and order appropriate, yet appealing books for our students. Easier typed than done. Any suggestions for new/good young adult fiction?
Tonight we played trivia with our friends Shirey and Todd.
My lap-band did not have a blast (I need to give it a name, any suggestions? I'm thinking Elmer.) I had a Virgin Mary and was eating an olive out of it (I thought they came with celery?) and all the sudden I had to RUN to the bathroom!
This is the first time it's hit me that fast and violent in public. I was talking and laughing and wasn't paying attention to my chewing and blech! Other than that, I've been doing fairly well. My portion size is way down and I'm still liking soup!
Show the bloggy love!!
Cheerios w. milk
soup with fritos
veggies w. cheese sauce
sherbet push up
p.s. please leave me your favorite jokes and/or young adult fiction!