Tuesday, December 6, 2011
I am busy doing nothing.
Student: I want to be a sophisticated lady, but with a grill.
Me: Do you know what an oxymoron is?
Student: A drug?
Me: Oh My Gawd! I love my job!!!
Here are a couple of my other favorite stories:
Student: Have you had your umbilical cord tied?
Me: Yes, have you?
Student: Nope, I'm gonna have me some kids!
Student: You know he was preaching about the kool-aid and the crackers
Me: Kool-aid and crackers????
Student: You know! Drinking the kool-aid and eating the crackers at church!
Me: Do you mean the Lord's supper? communion? the body of Christ?
Student: Uhm, it might have been that.
I was singing "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly" with a Kindergarten class, we were going through all the animals and a little girl interrupts.
Kindergarten Girl Student: EWWWW! She ate animals!
Kindergarten Boy Student: YOU eat animals!!!!
KGS: UH UH
KBS: You eat CHICKEN!
KGS: I eat chicken LEGS!
Me: Where do you think chicken legs come from?
My side still hurts from laughing.
I wish I had written down the other funny stories! With this blog, maybe I'll have a way of remembering them!
What are your favorite oxymorons?
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Here's today's outfit: I wish I had some dark brown leggings and boots to go with this top!