While I treat you to some random pictures from my phone, I'll astound you with some observations I've made recently.
If you aren't trying to embarrass your child. Please don't come to school in your pajamas and house shoes. Also, skip Wal-Mart, Kroger, and the gas station. Does it really take that much time to put on some underwear and "real" clothes?
If your pants are so tight I can tell what type of underwear you're wearing, or that you aren't wearing any, please don't wear those pants. You might want to consider a long top that covers your hoohoo!
|My Aunt Olivia gave me the pan that made these flower muffins!|
We had dinner tonight for $1.11. (Two extra value meals, a large one-topping pizza, and a 2 liter soda.)
Children can remember to wear two earrings or bring glasses with no lenses to school but pencils elude them.
You're still getting a hat for Christmas, whether you want one or not!
I have a wonderful husband.
I weighed 258 pounds last week. I haven't seen a five in the tens place since the mid-1990's
|Being silly never gets old!|
Calling school and using foul language on people who don't have the authority to make the changes isn't nice.
I've lost enough weight to equal a small 8th grader.
|This looks better on you than it EVER will on me!|
I like making hats.
Why wouldn't you use coupons? Do you like paying more for the same stuff?
|You can't learn anything while wearing these glasses.|
I would have loved to be a cheerleader.
I don't deal with intentional ignorance very well.
Some parents should get a grade on how they are raising their children. They may need tutoring on how to be a better parent.
|This beautiful baby girl is truly a blessing from God. She'll never doubt that she is loved or wanted. The adorable hat was made by me :)|
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